She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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