So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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