over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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