Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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