I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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