...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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