You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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