have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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