I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
vagina is talking i cant
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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