I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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