You work out of a Hotel?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
