theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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