He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The struggles of a small town man whore
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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