Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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