Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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