i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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