He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Randomize
