After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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