You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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