so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm having to shit out rocks
I know her cup size but not her name....
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