Don't you send me to vm
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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