one word: firstdatebathroomanal
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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