im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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