i barfeds in our rink
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We are all done wearing pants today
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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