Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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