do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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