i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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