So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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