To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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