Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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