Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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