everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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