He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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