There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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