..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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