He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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