if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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