***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
How does one acquire holy water?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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