I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
try to milk me bitch
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