I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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