dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
