you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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