I am in a vortex of obligation.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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