I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Floor bacon is actually really good
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