It's Friday. Sex?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I've blown a few things in my day
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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