i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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