When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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