the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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