Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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