Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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