Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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