soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You're a waste of cheezeits
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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