found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
His hands were made for my vagina.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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