Sry I called you an 8
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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