my mouth tastes like poor choices
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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