Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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