just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
