You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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