I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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