let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
They are going to name an STD after you.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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